Titflabwit is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, uncaring snail.

Titflabwit created Asia two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Titflabwit, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Titflabwit, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Titflabwit's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Titflabwit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Never mention goats.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.