Cittadwap is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, contented turtle.

Cittadwap created snails six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cittadwap, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Cittadwap, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Cittadwap's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Cittadwap's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Cittadwap.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never think about asteroids.