Rowhadfoss is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, calm gnu.

Rowhadfoss created a Higgs boson three million years ago.

If you believe in Rowhadfoss, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Rowhadfoss, it will think nothing of it.

Rowhadfoss' most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Rowhadfoss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Always make sure there are no whales in a room before entering it.

3. You must love Rowhadfoss.

4. Always help sick pigs.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.