Sadlibnurl is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, generous lion.

Sadlibnurl created a top quark four billion years ago.

If you believe in Sadlibnurl, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Sadlibnurl, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Sadlibnurl's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Sadlibnurl's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no doves in a building before entering it.

2. Do not speak about bread.

3. Never write about gravity.

4. Always make sure there are no ants in a room before entering it.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.