Karmatcitvol is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, flying wolf.

Karmatcitvol created the Sombrero Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Karmatcitvol, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Karmatcitvol, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Karmatcitvol's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Karmatcitvol's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair white.

2. Do not trade with those who eat lemons.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Never eat green fruit.