Konmilnull is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, awesome goblin.

Konmilnull created a quark six million years ago.

If you believe in Konmilnull, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Konmilnull, it will turn you into a plant.

Konmilnull's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Konmilnull's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Do not take Konmilnull's name in vain.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Always help sick pigs.