Minlabgud is a god.

She takes the form of a small, sage bear.

Minlabgud created Mount Everest two million years ago.

If you believe in Minlabgud, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Minlabgud, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Minlabgud's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Minlabgud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Do not take Minlabgud's name in vain.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Do not eat limes.

5. Do not dye your hair mauve.