Stragnillyart is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, selfish crane.

Stragnillyart created the Large Magellanic Cloud seven million years ago.

If you believe in Stragnillyart, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Stragnillyart, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Stragnillyart's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Stragnillyart's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Never sit in holy places.

3. Always wear white.

4. Do not dye your hair orange.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.