Larglatvin Cibtipgidrigbet is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, deceitful crocodile.

Larglatvin Cibtipgidrigbet created tapeworms six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Larglatvin Cibtipgidrigbet, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Larglatvin Cibtipgidrigbet, it will refuse to believe in you.

Larglatvin Cibtipgidrigbet's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Larglatvin Cibtipgidrigbet's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Do not speak about bananas.

3. Never skip in holy places.

4. Never talk about geese.

5. Do not chop down trees.