Cetfagfod is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, slow faun.

Cetfagfod created a strange quark two years ago.

If you believe in Cetfagfod, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Cetfagfod, it will be mildly annoyed.

Cetfagfod's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Cetfagfod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.