Wotyikmob is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, irritating mongoose.

Wotyikmob created a charm quark eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wotyikmob, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Wotyikmob, he will strike you with lightening.

Wotyikmob's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Wotyikmob's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Never wear pink shirts.

3. Never paint your hands orange.

4. You must love Wotyikmob.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.