Xucknelbom Vidnarlcunfon is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, vain gnu.

Xucknelbom Vidnarlcunfon created life seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Xucknelbom Vidnarlcunfon, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Xucknelbom Vidnarlcunfon, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Xucknelbom Vidnarlcunfon's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Xucknelbom Vidnarlcunfon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat nuts.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Xucknelbom Vidnarlcunfon.

3. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

4. Never think ill of sick mice.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.