Latrigrak is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, impressive dolphin.

Latrigrak created snails five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Latrigrak, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Latrigrak, she will be very unhappy.

Latrigrak's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Latrigrak's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Never talk about nebulae.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Do not hurt rats.

5. Always make sure there are no moths in a building before entering it.