Yattrappin is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, unsympathetic finch.

Yattrappin created the Small Magellanic Cloud eight million years ago.

If you believe in Yattrappin, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Yattrappin, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Yattrappin's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Yattrappin's Holy Commandments

1. Always help ants.

2. Run away from orange dogs, for they are unholy.

3. You must pray to Yattrappin seven times a day.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Do not covet oxen.