Femrul is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, thoughtless gorilla.

Femrul created tapeworms four years ago.

If you believe in Femrul, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Femrul, he will make you grow a tail.

Femrul's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Femrul's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about foxes.

2. Always help squirrels in need.

3. Rats are not to be trusted.

4. Femrul loves ducks, so they must be respected.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.