Dublit is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, witty crane.

Dublit created the Small Magellanic Cloud three billion years ago.

If you believe in Dublit, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Dublit, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Dublit's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Dublit's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the north.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate badgers.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Never bounce in holy places.