Femab is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, self-assured wren.

Femab created an electron four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Femab, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Femab, she will send you a sign.

Femab's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Femab's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry rats.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Run away if four capybaras approach from the south.

5. Otters are not to be trusted.