Jingadjon is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, almighty jellyfish.

Jingadjon created dark matter seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jingadjon, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Jingadjon, he will send four elephants to rub you out.

Jingadjon's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Jingadjon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. You must never eat coconuts.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Never talk about shrews.