Fadparknutt is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, clever wren.

Fadparknutt created the Black Eye Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Fadparknutt, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Fadparknutt, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Fadparknutt's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Fadparknutt's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about cell theory.

2. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Always obey Fadparknutt's priests.