Cenpibfig is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, pitiless butterfly.

Cenpibfig created the planet Earth nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cenpibfig, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Cenpibfig, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Cenpibfig's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Cenpibfig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Always make sure there are no dogs in a room before entering it.

4. Never hurt tapirs.

5. Always treat sharks with great respect.