Kabfedgom is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, all-powerful mink.

Kabfedgom created a charm quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kabfedgom, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Kabfedgom, she will manifest in front of you.

Kabfedgom's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Kabfedgom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Never look at nebulae.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Never talk about galaxies.

5. Never mention manatees.