Flabyokbot is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, compassionate fox.

Flabyokbot created the Sombrero Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flabyokbot, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Flabyokbot, he will turn you into a sheep.

Flabyokbot's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Flabyokbot's Holy Commandments

1. Bats are not to be trusted.

2. Never write about black holes.

3. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Never go into yellow rooms.