Dunkikmab is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, two-faced cow.

Dunkikmab created a Higgs boson nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dunkikmab, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Dunkikmab, she will cry a lot.

Dunkikmab's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Dunkikmab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Do not dye your hair purple.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.