Geptenflam is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, calm rhinoceros.

Geptenflam created bats eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Geptenflam, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Geptenflam, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Geptenflam's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Geptenflam's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Run away if eight capybaras approach from the south.

4. You must never eat corn.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate great tits.