Safpitwot is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, awesome beaver.

Safpitwot created the Sunflower Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Safpitwot, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Safpitwot, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Safpitwot's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Safpitwot's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Do not wear violet clothing.

3. Do not speak about lentils.

4. Do not trade with those who eat gooseberries.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.