Vadsomnelcussvigquatcetlip is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, self-confident meerkat.

Vadsomnelcussvigquatcetlip created the Sombrero Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vadsomnelcussvigquatcetlip, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Vadsomnelcussvigquatcetlip, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Vadsomnelcussvigquatcetlip's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Vadsomnelcussvigquatcetlip's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention badgers.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Vadsomnelcussvigquatcetlip.

3. Always wear brown.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Do not kill hamsters.