Hamdidlab is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, flying fairy.

Hamdidlab created the Sunflower Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hamdidlab, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Hamdidlab, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Hamdidlab's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Hamdidlab's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate hamsters.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Always make sure there are no dolphins in a room before entering it.

5. Hide from indigo sharks for they are unholy.