Vongebbadpod is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, unjust ant.

Vongebbadpod created silver five million years ago.

If you believe in Vongebbadpod, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Vongebbadpod, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Vongebbadpod's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Vongebbadpod's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about cell theory.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Always help aardvarks.

4. Always look after injured manatees.

5. Never eat peanuts.