Mummilged is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, pitiless badger.

Mummilged created the Andromeda Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mummilged, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Mummilged, he will not care.

Mummilged's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Mummilged's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Do not take Mummilged's name in vain.

5. Never think ill of sick snails.