Fatcitgut is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, thoughtless yak.

Fatcitgut created a down quark four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fatcitgut, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Fatcitgut, she will not invite you to parties.

Fatcitgut's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Fatcitgut's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention horses.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Never wear mauve boots.

5. Never talk about shrews.