Cepbifwig is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, selfish human.

Cepbifwig created time and space two billion years ago.

If you believe in Cepbifwig, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Cepbifwig, she will turn you into a sheep.

Cepbifwig's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Cepbifwig's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from red mites, for they are unholy.

2. Do not kill whales.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Always stare at clouds.