Stigfomvig is a god.

She takes the form of a small, duplicitous gerbil.

Stigfomvig created bats seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Stigfomvig, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Stigfomvig, she will remove you from existence.

Stigfomvig's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Stigfomvig's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate mice.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Erect eight nickel sculptures of Stigfomvig on top of important buildings.

4. Do not kill great tits.

5. Stigfomvig loves badgers, so they must be respected.