Queegbudjip is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, sapient dolphin.

Queegbudjip created the Cigar Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Queegbudjip, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Queegbudjip, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Queegbudjip's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Queegbudjip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Never think about planets.

3. Run away from red pigs, for they are unholy.

4. Always treat squirrels with great respect.

5. Always wear white.