Arfkabdinkikbemkabkamfat Larpjapyar is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, proud dragon.

Arfkabdinkikbemkabkamfat Larpjapyar created gold five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Arfkabdinkikbemkabkamfat Larpjapyar, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Arfkabdinkikbemkabkamfat Larpjapyar, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Arfkabdinkikbemkabkamfat Larpjapyar's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Arfkabdinkikbemkabkamfat Larpjapyar's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Never think about black holes.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.