Hubpithub is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, self-assured salamander.

Hubpithub created the Cigar Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hubpithub, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Hubpithub, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Hubpithub's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Hubpithub's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate foxes.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Do not wear white clothing.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Worship no other gods but Hubpithub.