Jiportpigtail is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, vain hummingbird.

Jiportpigtail created an electron two million years ago.

If you believe in Jiportpigtail, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Jiportpigtail, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Jiportpigtail's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Jiportpigtail's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the south.

2. Always help squirrels.

3. You must pray to Jiportpigtail eight times a day.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Never talk about galaxies.