Xemdonkan Lendapfoss is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, passionate deer.

Xemdonkan Lendapfoss created the planet Venus nine million years ago.

If you believe in Xemdonkan Lendapfoss, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Xemdonkan Lendapfoss, she will be very unhappy.

Xemdonkan Lendapfoss' most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Xemdonkan Lendapfoss' Holy Commandments

1. Never go into green rooms.

2. Always help pigs.

3. Do not eat oranges.

4. Feed all hungry bats.

5. Never think about nebulae.