Likquaghamyatt is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, bad-tempered clam.

Likquaghamyatt created the Small Magellanic Cloud four years ago.

If you believe in Likquaghamyatt, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Likquaghamyatt, she will strike you with lightening.

Likquaghamyatt's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Likquaghamyatt's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Likquaghamyatt.

3. You must never eat turnips.

4. Whales are not to be trusted.

5. Never hurt snails.