Beprawcum is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, slow hare.

Beprawcum created the planet Saturn five billion years ago.

If you believe in Beprawcum, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Beprawcum, it will ignore you.

Beprawcum's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Beprawcum's Holy Commandments

1. Shrews are not to be trusted.

2. Never write about cell theory.

3. Never think about amino acids.

4. Do not speak about melons.

5. Never eat coconuts.