Watdossrutt is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, vain scorpion.

Watdossrutt created the planet Earth three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Watdossrutt, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Watdossrutt, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Watdossrutt's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Watdossrutt's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Do not wear pink clothing.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Watdossrutt.

5. Pray towards the south.