Tinpignill is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, vain jaguar.

Tinpignill created the Sun four billion years ago.

If you believe in Tinpignill, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Tinpignill, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Tinpignill's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Tinpignill's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.

3. Never write about amino acids.

4. You must pray to Tinpignill four times a day.

5. Never pour water over plants.