Padabbun is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, uncaring human.

Padabbun created light eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Padabbun, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Padabbun, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Padabbun's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Padabbun's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Never write about cell theory.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Never look at asteroids.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.