Wonvedmil is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, self-confident jellyfish.

Wonvedmil created time and space seven million years ago.

If you believe in Wonvedmil, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Wonvedmil, he will jump up and down on your head.

Wonvedmil's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Wonvedmil's Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce in the presence of whales.

2. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

3. Never think ill of sick goats.

4. Run away from cyan horses, for they are unholy.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.