Motlarnbonkfet is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, omniscient seal.

Motlarnbonkfet created Mount Everest eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Motlarnbonkfet, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Motlarnbonkfet, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Motlarnbonkfet's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Motlarnbonkfet's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the east.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Worship no other gods but Motlarnbonkfet.

4. Erect five lead sculptures of Motlarnbonkfet on top of important buildings.

5. Never wear scarves.