Dibwegcam is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, annoying chinchilla.

Dibwegcam created a top quark seven million years ago.

If you believe in Dibwegcam, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Dibwegcam, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Dibwegcam's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Dibwegcam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Do not hurt nematodes.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Do not shave your hands.

5. Do not stand on grass.