Konfomriprag is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, idiotic elephant.

Konfomriprag created the world four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Konfomriprag, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Konfomriprag, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Konfomriprag's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Konfomriprag's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention pigs.

2. Do not dye your hair orange.

3. Dolphins are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Never think about planets.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.