Tifdavpib is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, duplicitous owl.

Tifdavpib created light nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Tifdavpib, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Tifdavpib, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Tifdavpib's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Tifdavpib's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Never sit near tapirs.

3. You must never eat strawberries.

4. Do not wear white clothing.

5. Tifdavpib loves snakes, so they must be honoured.