Bedquillstaf is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, unjust bee.

Bedquillstaf created the planet Venus five million years ago.

If you believe in Bedquillstaf, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Bedquillstaf, she will turn you into a mole.

Bedquillstaf's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Bedquillstaf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Bedquillstaf on top of all buildings.

4. Mice are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Never think about black holes.