Sabwadboss is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, intelligent unicorn.

Sabwadboss created the planet Saturn three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sabwadboss, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Sabwadboss, he will think nothing of it.

Sabwadboss' most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Sabwadboss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Never skip in holy places.

4. Never talk about nebulae.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.