Ominbodrow is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, thoughtless fish.

Ominbodrow created Asia five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ominbodrow, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Ominbodrow, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Ominbodrow's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Ominbodrow's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Never eat garlic.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.